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Yoda Pez Dispenser
Features:
  1. That Yoda Smirk
  2. Quick Flip Access
  3. Textured Pez grip
  4. The aerodynamic head
Pez
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Reviewed by SPDrecrd

Rating out of 10: 10
Price: Gift
Can be purchased at:
Pez.com

The Yoda Pez dispenser is a cycling essential. The slim casing and aerodynamic head will easily stow in your bike pack or with minimal effort, can be mounted on your handlebars for quick access to the goodies inside. With a quick flip of Yoda's head you can eject one of those rock hard, teeth shattering, energy filled sweet treats. Within seconds you'll get the sugar rush that will propel you to the finish line or within minutes will dump you off a blood sugar cliff that will leave you lying in the street fiending for another pez.

Another function of the Yoda pez dispenser is to indicate when you've had enough of the road. When Yoda begins to taunt you with backwards Confucion-type sayings, you should probably get off the road, you are toast!

The base of the dispenser doubles as a flat-head screwdriver in a pinch but of course, if you are that bad off that you are using a Pez dispenser as a screwdriver you should probably call a cab.

In high traffic situations where cars are cutting you off, keep your hand near the Yoda head. A rapid hand will act as a semi-automatic, 1/4"X1/2" sweet death pellet rifle. Nothing makes a vehicle aware of your presence like an explosion of sugary powder on their windshield.

*Warning: Using the Yoda Pez Dispenser will not make you a Jedi Knight. Do not attempt to blow stop signs or complete a century ride with no training.
Yoda Pez Dispenser
Features:
  1. That Yoda Smirk
  2. Quick Flip Access
  3. Textured Pez grip
  4. The aerodynamic head
Pez
click image for larger view


Click here
to buy now!


Reviewed by SPDrecrd

Rating out of 10: 10
Price: Gift
Can be purchased at:
Pez.com

The Yoda Pez dispenser is a cycling essential. The slim casing and aerodynamic head will easily stow in your bike pack or with minimal effort, can be mounted on your handlebars for quick access to the goodies inside. With a quick flip of Yoda's head you can eject one of those rock hard, teeth shattering, energy filled sweet treats. Within seconds you'll get the sugar rush that will propel you to the finish line or within minutes will dump you off a blood sugar cliff that will leave you lying in the street fiending for another pez.

Another function of the Yoda pez dispenser is to indicate when you've had enough of the road. When Yoda begins to taunt you with backwards Confucion-type sayings, you should probably get off the road, you are toast!

The base of the dispenser doubles as a flat-head screwdriver in a pinch but of course, if you are that bad off that you are using a Pez dispenser as a screwdriver you should probably call a cab.

In high traffic situations where cars are cutting you off, keep your hand near the Yoda head. A rapid hand will act as a semi-automatic, 1/4"X1/2" sweet death pellet rifle. Nothing makes a vehicle aware of your presence like an explosion of sugary powder on their windshield.

*Warning: Using the Yoda Pez Dispenser will not make you a Jedi Knight. Do not attempt to blow stop signs or complete a century ride with no training.
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